...because the 30th is a Lemon.

Hello!
It's real journal time! Can you believe?
Neither can I, thus I wonder...
Why I am continuing in an act I do not believe in...?
Well, that seems to be the way humanity is going, but I'm a little disconcerted because I'm not usually one to jump on the band-wagon...
And if I had to I would usually do something silly, like, dance on the band-wagon, backflip onto the band-wagon, march on the band-wagon or even flirt on the band-wagon.

Oh well, that's life I suppose, the present day filled with certain risks to be followed by days of uncertain risks.
Prehaps I should write a novel, certainly that would be fun in the present day! But what would the future bring? Success? Flourishment? Discontinuation? Rejections?
Wait, I've already thought this through... as I AM writing a novel...

Never mind then!

Well, well, well...

That's three Wells of three features!
Dark!
Narrow!
Scary!

But I digest...

I've had waaaaay too much sugar today, can't you tell?
You can't? You never were very observant... You must do better!
You must! You must!
Satisfaction does not come to those who do not master their art!
To those who master... comes the satisfaction... of perfection...

"Danger ahead, Death behind,
No-one to follow but Old Man Time.
Time, Time, take us back,
Before the line was drawn,
Before the skies turned black..." -Battle Scars by the Chemical Brothers.

I just had a stew with some Guinness Irish Ale in it. It was delicious by the way, in case you were wondering.

"NEVER wonder!" -Mr. Grandgrind- Hard Times by Charles Dickens.

Of course. To wonder is a very intelligent thing to do, but is the main cause of stupidity... because some people wonder too much.
Silly people.

"Who is the bigger fool?
The man who leads people astray, or the people who followed him?"

Good question. Eh?

I'm blathering alot right now. I hope you are as amused as I.

--END OF PART ONE--
---INTERMISSION---



--END OF INTERMISSION--

--PART TWO--

"I dunno, it's seems that nowdays everyone and their Mum thinks they can do my job..."
"'course, everyone and their Mums are packing heat 'round 'ere."
"Like who?"
"...Farmers..."
"...Who else?"
"......Farmer's Mums."

--END OF PART TWO--

--PART THREE--
--LATER THAT EVENING--

There is no part three. I lied.
"Please forgive me! I'll never do it again! If you let me go I'll teach you something cool!"
"You'll never defeat my brothers up ahead, unless you defeat them in the right order...
2, 3, 1...
23 is number 1!"
"Try it, if you are feeling bold! Wah hah hah!" -Deku Shrubs- Ocarina of Time.



I said this was a REAL journal... sorry but I DID say I didn't want to do something I didn't believe in...

"If it kills me to do something, then I'd rather DIE than do it!!" -The Great Kamina

Kudos if you read all that.

"It's a goodnight from me! And it's a goodnight from him!
Goodnight!" -The Two Ronnies