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There are 29 varieties of Orange...

Tue Nov 17, 2009, 12:17 PM
...because the 30th is a Lemon.

Hello!
It's real journal time! Can you believe?
Neither can I, thus I wonder...
Why I am continuing in an act I do not believe in...?
Well, that seems to be the way humanity is going, but I'm a little disconcerted because I'm not usually one to jump on the band-wagon...
And if I had to I would usually do something silly, like, dance on the band-wagon, backflip onto the band-wagon, march on the band-wagon or even flirt on the band-wagon.

Oh well, that's life I suppose, the present day filled with certain risks to be followed by days of uncertain risks.
Prehaps I should write a novel, certainly that would be fun in the present day! But what would the future bring? Success? Flourishment? Discontinuation? Rejections?
Wait, I've already thought this through... as I AM writing a novel...


Never mind then!

Well, well, well...

That's three Wells of three features!
Dark!
Narrow!
Scary!

But I digest...

I've had waaaaay too much sugar today, can't you tell?
You can't? You never were very observant... You must do better!
You must! You must!
Satisfaction does not come to those who do not master their art!
To those who master... comes the satisfaction... of perfection...

"Danger ahead, Death behind,
No-one to follow but Old Man Time.
Time, Time, take us back,
Before the line was drawn,
Before the skies turned black..."
-Battle Scars by the Chemical Brothers.

I just had a stew with some Guinness Irish Ale in it. It was delicious by the way, in case you were wondering.

"NEVER wonder!" -Mr. Grandgrind- Hard Times by Charles Dickens.

Of course. To wonder is a very intelligent thing to do, but is the main cause of stupidity... because some people wonder too much.
Silly people.

"Who is the bigger fool?
The man who leads people astray, or the people who followed him?"


Good question. Eh?

I'm blathering alot right now. I hope you are as amused as I.

--END OF PART ONE--
---INTERMISSION---


:iconepicboogieplz:

--END OF INTERMISSION--

--PART TWO--


"I dunno, it's seems that nowdays everyone and their Mum thinks they can do my job..."
"'course, everyone and their Mums are packing heat 'round 'ere."
"Like who?"
"...Farmers..."
"...Who else?"
"......Farmer's Mums."


--END OF PART TWO--

--PART THREE--
--LATER THAT EVENING--


There is no part three. I lied.
"Please forgive me! I'll never do it again! If you let me go I'll teach you something cool!"
"You'll never defeat my brothers up ahead, unless you defeat them in the right order...
2, 3, 1...
23 is number 1!"
"Try it, if you are feeling bold! Wah hah hah!"
-Deku Shrubs- Ocarina of Time.



I said this was a REAL journal... sorry but I DID say I didn't want to do something I didn't believe in...

"If it kills me to do something, then I'd rather DIE than do it!!" -The Great Kamina

Kudos if you read all that.

"It's a goodnight from me! And it's a goodnight from him!
Goodnight!"
-The Two Ronnies

  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: Chemical Brothers
  • Reading: Hard Times- Charles Dickens
  • Watching: Monty Python
  • Playing: Ocarina of Time
  • Eating: Sound
  • Drinking: Waves

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Where ever I want to be.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Is there a 'Jack Skelltington Skinny' size?
  • Print preference: Not too much ink... too expensive.
  • Interests: Manga... Gaming... Art... Yeah, that's about it!
  • Favourite movie: If I HAD to choose... ummm... I can't choose.
  • Favourite band or musician: Anyone who sounds good. Seriously.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that sounds good. No, really.
  • Favourite artist: There are way too many... but they're mainly traditional manga artists.
  • Favourite style of art: Can you guess?
  • Operating System: My brain... Still workin'? ...Yarp.
  • MP3 player of choice: MAH IPOD.
  • Shell of choice: Green Koopa Shell... in the hands of a master it's a lethal weapon!
  • Wallpaper of choice: One that reflects my current obsession!
  • Skin of choice: I could be funny and say 'Human'...
  • Favourite game: Any Zelda or Metroid game! I've completed them all so far. :B
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, Gamecube, DS, DS Lite, DSi, N64, Gameboy Pocket/Colour/Advance/SP/Micro... I'm a Nintenerd
  • Personal Quote: "If I cared what other people thought about me, I would have dyed my hair years ago!"
  • Tools of the Trade: My Hand, Pen, Pencil, Paper and a good dose of Imagination and Inspiration.

deviantID

:iconisayplz:
I am Lavoakah. That is me... no, you are not mistaken!
I'm a Writer... and an Artist.
I love nothing more than to create new and exciting characters, worlds and stories...
I have, I quote- 'an intense' imagination... one that I use to create more and more ideas, and one that is inspired so easily too!
I develop- fast. I hope you can keep up~!

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Comments


:iconanwenx:
Thanks for the twiglets :D will be GOOD NOM TIMES!!!

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We are not androids.
:iconlavoakah:
You are much welcome!
...although I was liek 5 months late... ^^;

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconanwenx:
Better late than never! :D

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We are not androids.
:iconkarribabe:
thanks so much for watching meee :heart:

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:heart: please wisit my gallery
:iconlavoakah:
You are very welcome! :D

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconantaria-nova:
Hey. ;P
Thanks! :)


And... HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :evillaugh:

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:iconlavoakah:
Yeah! You too!

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconantaria-nova:
:)

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:iconarcnade:
hey man what u up to this friday coz do u want to hang out

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Is a Footballer
:iconlavoakah:
Can't sorry, I got work and school, fool. :XD:
(A rhyme!)

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconarcnade:
damn ok never and i dont really want to talk about my theory test coz it didnt go so well and i dont really want u and amie taking the mikey if u kno what i mean

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Is a Footballer
:iconlavoakah:
So, you failed it?
Don't worry dude, it's tough! I did ALOT of work to pass...
Because I had all that time off, remember?

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconarcnade:
yea i did i feel like shit and ur gunna pass ur prac first time im sure of it

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Is a Footballer
:iconarcnade:
opps i mean Saturday

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Is a Footballer
:iconlavoakah:
Well, that's when I'm off to West Wales!
But then I have a week off work in half-term, so lets do something then! :)

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconarcnade:
yea man lets do something then it will have to coinside with my uni lectures tho :)

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Is a Footballer
:iconarcnade:
dude well done on passing ur theory test now its my turn and im scared soooo much

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Is a Footballer
:iconlavoakah:
It's easy! Beleive me!
Buy yourself one of those PC CD's for learning! It really, REALLY helps! :D

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"Your Time is your Essence!
Give Time to your Art and your Essence becomes the Art!
So, essencially- you are the Art."
-Lavoakah '09
:iconarcnade:
i did ive been revising for it since midday today and i av the whole day tomoz to revise too

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Is a Footballer

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